The internet's least necessary tools.
Professionally crafted excuses for not doing your homework.
Facts you'll never need but will never forget.
Chaos mode: type random keys. Terminal mode: actually hack stuff.
Crack open a cookie. Receive wisdom you didn't ask for.
Add your options. Let fate decide. Blame fate.
Pompous reviews of cheeses. Rate them on a rigorous scale.
Formally articulate your grievances about printers and queues.
Plausible. Detailed. Completely made up. Do not cite in essays.
What's your vibe today? The machine knows.
You are now Lachlan "The Ferocious Turnip" Smith. Professional Escalator Tester.
Windows updates, BSODs, macOS, Ubuntu, BIOS. All fake. Very convincing.
The whole page is blank. There's a button somewhere. Good luck.
Not a real camera. Just ducks. They change occasionally.
Global counter. No purpose. Just clicks. Every one recorded forever.
The bread falling over GIF. And many more. All hail bread.