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Useless Invention Patent

Patent descriptions for gadgets nobody needs.

US9010606B2

Left Shoe Finder™

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Abstract

The present disclosure describes a system and method for automatically incrementing a global click counter, which has eluded humanity since approximately 2003.

Claims

  1. A method comprising the steps of generating plausible excuses.
  2. The method of claim 1, wherein the user is not required to attend a training session.
  3. A system for communicating with the Council of Ducks in the field of workplace futility.

Not actually patented. The bread reorientation device is real though.