Meteorological Nonsense™
Fake Weather Forecast
Partly cloudy with a 40% chance of existential dread.
TODAY'S FORECAST
Sunny with regret
low visibility in career direction
Feels like
Below freezing (motivation)
Wind
Light breeze from an open window someone won't close
Advice: Do not make eye contact with the printer.
Today's forecast is the same for everyone. Solidarity.