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Sincerely Regretful™

Formal Apology Generator

I regret to inform you that I ate your sandwich. Professionally.

It is with a heavy heart and an empty stomach that I must apologise,

I deeply regret said 'per my last email' in a voice conversation. I have reflected on my choices and concluded that I would, regrettably, probably do it again under similar circumstances.

Awaiting your forgiveness (or at least your silence),
Former Sandwich Thief

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